Monday, May 30, 2011
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Community trash
Sometimes when I eat sushi and I have left overs, I throw them out in the community trash and think... SUCKERS.
-James
-James
Monday, May 9, 2011
Jame's thoughts on drinking for his 26th birthday...
I’m looking forward to it, but I ask that we only go to wheelchair accessible establishments. I’m not sure that my old body can handle steps anymore!
A resignation....
Dear Mathew,
I am writing to inform you that I am officially resigning from my position as Marketing Manager for Caribou Coffee effective Friday, May 27th, 2011. After deep reflection, and realizing that you guys aren’t going to fire me, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the best move for both Caribou and me.
Contrary to popular belief, my resignation has nothing to do with the following:
• Tap and Swirl out of order from April 26th – May 1st
• Maile annoying the crap out of me
• Having to move cubes every other month
• Lack of conference room space
• That train that shakes the entire building
• Nick Herrild’s gold chain
• Lack of support for a company sponsored donkey basketball team outing
• Inconsistencies with the candy dish at the front desk
• That loud English woman
• Failure to go through with the Neverland Ranch themed BBQ idea
Thank you for the opportunity to work with Caribou. It has been a great experience and I appreciate the support the company has provided me in grooming me for business school.
Let me know how I can be of help during the transition of my resignation,
Jacob A. Miller
I am writing to inform you that I am officially resigning from my position as Marketing Manager for Caribou Coffee effective Friday, May 27th, 2011. After deep reflection, and realizing that you guys aren’t going to fire me, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the best move for both Caribou and me.
Contrary to popular belief, my resignation has nothing to do with the following:
• Tap and Swirl out of order from April 26th – May 1st
• Maile annoying the crap out of me
• Having to move cubes every other month
• Lack of conference room space
• That train that shakes the entire building
• Nick Herrild’s gold chain
• Lack of support for a company sponsored donkey basketball team outing
• Inconsistencies with the candy dish at the front desk
• That loud English woman
• Failure to go through with the Neverland Ranch themed BBQ idea
Thank you for the opportunity to work with Caribou. It has been a great experience and I appreciate the support the company has provided me in grooming me for business school.
Let me know how I can be of help during the transition of my resignation,
Jacob A. Miller
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
I have a good excuse.
So we all know I have a heat seeking missle for a father (takes helicoptor parenting to a whole new level). Turns out he is also a crazy (but loveable) husband.
Mom took an overnight trip to see her girlfriends from college. One day, when my dad hadn't heard from her by 1 pm he took matters into his own hands. He called the husband of the woman my mom visited AND the daughter of another woman with them.
Here's what went down when he told me the story:
"Dad, are you serious?! You'll embarrass mom."
" No! Don't worry, I had a GREAT excuse. I told them I had lost my cell phone for 2 hours and wanted to make sure no one had needed me. See!"
******
Oh yeah, great excuse. Not like we have call logs or anything.
Mom took an overnight trip to see her girlfriends from college. One day, when my dad hadn't heard from her by 1 pm he took matters into his own hands. He called the husband of the woman my mom visited AND the daughter of another woman with them.
Here's what went down when he told me the story:
"Dad, are you serious?! You'll embarrass mom."
" No! Don't worry, I had a GREAT excuse. I told them I had lost my cell phone for 2 hours and wanted to make sure no one had needed me. See!"
******
Oh yeah, great excuse. Not like we have call logs or anything.
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