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job hunting?

Actor needed for emotional role – One day high pay

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Date: 2009-04-17, 12:52PM EDT


My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.

Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.

Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.

This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.

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Earl ran over marvin and broke off his leg because he talked on his
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found while searching for an apartment on craigslist

$200 You need a room, I need a girlfriend (short or long term)


Single male looking for a roommate and girlfriend in one. You must be a female, no conversions; nice looking, a nice person, employed or internship, slim to medium build, all around good person, interested in personal hygiene. The house is great, 4 br, 3 1/2 ba, 50" flat screen, internet access all over, weekly maid service, great AC, W/D and alll the bells and whistles. The house is 1 block to the metro, with parking if you have a car.

(Send pictures of yourself)

The way this works is:
1. You move in, and into your own bedroom and we start dating (your rent is $200 for the 1st month).
2. After 30 days of dating, we either keep dating, and you keep paying $200 per month, or we break up and you pay the regular rental rate for the room. I have 2 rooms that I have rented in the past-a $1,200 really nice BR or the $900 bedroom.
3. If we breakup, we both are free to date whomever we desire.
4. If this leads to marriage, then we split my mortgage and live happily ever after
5. In-laws can visit anytime

Yea, I know this is a different approach, but everyone does it, they just do not admit it.

Also, EXTRA POINTS given if ;
you are foreign (I still like American women, just ...)
you are a lawyer (so I am a rare one who likes lawyers)
you are over 35 (cougars are welcome)
You are blonde
you are taller than 5'6" (I am 6'1")
you are a federal judge
you are an economist
you are a medical doctor
you are rich or from a rich family (yea, I wrote it)
you have pretty eyes
you have long hair
you have short hair
you like all types of music (except bluegrass)
you like dogs (I do not have one, but I like them and might get one)
you like cats (I do not have one, but I like them and will never get one myself)
you are comfortable in heels
you are a clean person
you exercise
you bike ride
you downhill ski
you like the beach
you drink alcohol

ABOUT ME:
6'1"
over 40 yo
Black Male
Black Hair
Brown Eyes
Slim
Open to most any experience
Well traveled to numerous foreign countries
Interested in a relationship

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me: graphic design is sort of whorish
Maile: yeah same with consulting... you put out for whoever pays the bills

rock on

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Pretty fly for a white bird.


Oh you know you love a bad pun. Anyway, the video is funny at least!

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What a coaster....

This is basically a public service announcement coaster. Don't give drinks to dead people.

In case you can't read the small print..."So please refrain from pouring Thomas Creek on the ground as a shout out to dead hommies or rappers. Give a toast is you want to make a passed on peep proud."

And here is the back story behind the coaster...

So Tom invited me to come to a beer fest with some friends... But he didn't tell me to buy my ticket in advance. The fest was sold out. I couldn't go. Awesome. As consolation, Tom brought me this coaster. It's a hilarious coaster so that kind of makes up for it. :)

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