Wednesday, June 3, 2009

found while searching for an apartment on craigslist

$200 You need a room, I need a girlfriend (short or long term)


Single male looking for a roommate and girlfriend in one. You must be a female, no conversions; nice looking, a nice person, employed or internship, slim to medium build, all around good person, interested in personal hygiene. The house is great, 4 br, 3 1/2 ba, 50" flat screen, internet access all over, weekly maid service, great AC, W/D and alll the bells and whistles. The house is 1 block to the metro, with parking if you have a car.

(Send pictures of yourself)

The way this works is:
1. You move in, and into your own bedroom and we start dating (your rent is $200 for the 1st month).
2. After 30 days of dating, we either keep dating, and you keep paying $200 per month, or we break up and you pay the regular rental rate for the room. I have 2 rooms that I have rented in the past-a $1,200 really nice BR or the $900 bedroom.
3. If we breakup, we both are free to date whomever we desire.
4. If this leads to marriage, then we split my mortgage and live happily ever after
5. In-laws can visit anytime

Yea, I know this is a different approach, but everyone does it, they just do not admit it.

Also, EXTRA POINTS given if ;
you are foreign (I still like American women, just ...)
you are a lawyer (so I am a rare one who likes lawyers)
you are over 35 (cougars are welcome)
You are blonde
you are taller than 5'6" (I am 6'1")
you are a federal judge
you are an economist
you are a medical doctor
you are rich or from a rich family (yea, I wrote it)
you have pretty eyes
you have long hair
you have short hair
you like all types of music (except bluegrass)
you like dogs (I do not have one, but I like them and might get one)
you like cats (I do not have one, but I like them and will never get one myself)
you are comfortable in heels
you are a clean person
you exercise
you bike ride
you downhill ski
you like the beach
you drink alcohol

ABOUT ME:
6'1"
over 40 yo
Black Male
Black Hair
Brown Eyes
Slim
Open to most any experience
Well traveled to numerous foreign countries
Interested in a relationship

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