I forgot you.

So I take my colleague/friend to work at oh - 6:30 AM - bc I like to work early and he is kind enough to help/agree to work early. Key point here is he doesn't drive to work.

I conveniently forget we drove together... so lunch comes and he says, "Maile want to get lunch" and I say - oh no - you go get something. Score - hinder your colleague's consumption of food.

The day is hectic and by 4 I am done. I have to leave. I pack up and go, not thinking twice.

a few hours later I get a text:
"Dear Maile, You've ruined my night. 1) Not only am I trapped at work with Suchi but 2) You made me miss yoga and a hot girl goes on Fridays...I'm never riding with you again."

Being Maile I completely don't understand - respond flipantly and say I can't imagine how it's my fault. Nice.

You can see where this is going...oh 3 hours later Suchi informs me that I left him and that's why I ruined his night.

Right.