Oh. My. Moments

1) mom said and I quote "they were getting frisky"

2) grandma dancing with a "last night out" bachelorette flag...and sticking it in her cleavage to anchor it.

3) jon: he was Jewish. Mom: how can you tell? Jon: you can just tell. Mom: how an you tell? Jon: once you get out of fayetteville you can just tell.

Right.